greetings earthlings.
how's your skeleton?
NEWS FLASH:
i seem to no longer blog frequently unless it's filled with pictures and short captions.
don't ask me why.
just know this..
from now on i will do a wee bit more to keep this blog filled with words and stories.
i mean, it's called "idiocy at its finest."
doesn't matter.
i've come up with a list of things to blog about. you know, to respark my creativeness.. and to stump my forgetfulness
too bad i lost that list huh?
so, until i muster up a new one.. i will leave you with some random facts about yours truly.
eh eh um:
is this a job interview or something?..
1.
i'm professional at getting ready in 5 minutes.
2.
i took a hot yoga class last month with dyl and his dad. it had to be one of the funniest experiences ever! dyl will love to go with me again, even though i know he'd be more pleased with a skate session, some chips and guacamole, and the movie thor. and i'm completely fine with that. :) so we will do them all.
3.
i have yet to beat the disease of being completely scatterbrained.
4.
born march 11, 1992.
5.
mustard yellow is one of my top favorite colors.
6.
i love it when i get 100 new photos on my phone everyday of this pretty girl taking pictures of herself.
i like to think she gets her cuteness from me.
7.
i rarely get snarky unless i'm hungry... or if your name is Aubrey Rose Pino.
8.
i will learn how to play the guitar and piano, and write a song before i die. i promise.
9.
i'm a fan of the oxford comma and little "i's."
10.
i must confess, spice girls still rock my world.
so do backstreet boys. duh.
11.
i want to get married in the temple. specifically this one:
13.
i have never won a staring contest.
but i rock at thumb wars.
14.
top 5 strengths:
1. humor.
2. eating.
3. creativeness.
4. motivation.
5. happiness.
15.
norway is calling my name. so is hawaii.. and london.
16.
if i could make a whole day out of watching youtube videos and eating cupcakes.. i would.
17.
living with these two is the best. (nacho libre accent.. of course.)
18.
days spent with my dylan are my favorite.
19.
i am way too excited for this:
20.
and i'm obsessed with these, not just because these girls are my friends. it's just so good! vote vote vote people!
21.
i secretly like to say the word secretly.
22.
i secretly find it hard to come up with random facts, so i'm going to finish this up.
and last but not least:
why should you hire me?
23.
because i sometimes go by the name kelso.
catch you on the flip flop peeps.
